Tuesday's child is full of grace (a little stiff)
Wednesday's child is full of woe (whatever)
Thursday's child has far to go (get out)
Friday's child is kind and giving (sucker)
Saturday's child works hard for a living (overachiever)
But the child that was born on the Sabbath Day
Is blithe and bonny and good and gay
I'm so angry
and, oh, how I cried
Why, oh, why do I have to be
Wednesday's child?
Austen, I present you a storytelling song.
Pray, aren't you a Wednesday's Child?
